Jaws

Hello fellow gamers, today I’m going to give you my second Halloween review and it’s the most awful, most frustrating game I’ve played in my life, based on one of Steven Speilberg’s finest motion pictures, I’m talking about the terror that LJN has titled Jaws. Honestly this game is harder than Castlevania III, but that was an awesome game, this is just madness, First I will talk about the well known LJN, supposedly LJN is infamous for making a ton of crappy video games on the early Nintendo systems, they ruined childhood icons like The X-men and Spider-man, they even had the guts to ruin Major League Baseball and National League Football, they even had to make horror movie Icons like Freddy Kruegger and Jason Voorhees look like girls at a tea party. But they even had to ruin Jaws one of the most frightening movies ever made by Mr. Speilberg himself, so lets get to the game, so far the title screen is hardly creative and it has the most awful 8-bit rendition of John Williams music so far the graphics are boring, the music is superbly bad, the sound is actually okay, and the game play is the most God awful thing in this frustrating piece of poop of a game. I’ve gotten to Jaws but never destroyed him. So far you need shells to buy stupid poop which is useless anyway so what’s the point of getting them anyway, as I was saying I got to Jaws but I never have beaten him. So far this game is awful and I dare you to play it because it’s so awful, I’m serious you’ll be haunted forever if you play this amazingly poopy game. Well there’s Jaws for you, I’ll see you next time.